I haven't been doing enough laughing lately, so it was excellent timing when I opened a group email last night from a friend. These are people I knew from my Massachusetts days and we all still keep in touch even though some of us have moved away. Lots of times the subject is bizarre-o stuff we've found on the internet and want to share. Friends don't let friends miss funny stuff on the internets!
Last night's email was titled "Anti WHAT?" and contained a link to this product:
Heh heh heh.... That, plus the responses to it, had me laughing hard enough to hurt. After a few exchanges, she sent around another product link for this:
Gack!! Can you imagine approaching the register with this stuff? The first two reminded me of another product I have run across somewhere (maybe one of your blogs, who knows?). So I sent around the link for Crack Creme.
And as an added bonus, when I searched the drugstore site for "crack", I also found this beauty!
By this time, I was laughing uncontrollably, like Beavis and Butthead in a sex-ed class. Sadly, I was at work and had to knock it off. But assembling the photos for this admittedly very juvenile post got me going again. Laughing feels good. And is easy to induce in people like me, who have a decidedly low-brow sense of humor. PDM doesn't understand it. But sometimes there is nothing funnier than a good butt joke. Except maybe a good fart joke...
15 comments:
Just think - this stuff's in your drinking water!
Ack. 8-|
I love it all! This is EXACTLY my kind of humor. Believe it or not, I am actually familiar with Boudreaux's Butt Paste. I've never used it but I saw it somewhere. Laughed myself silly.
I actually have a new joke this week. Not quite in your class, but I chuckled. Q. What do you call a northern Iraqi dairy farmer? A. A cheese Kurd.
Cute joke!
The only product I'd ever heard of was the Crack Creme.
The friend who sent me that email gave me some "chicken poop" lip balm for Christmas! (No, it doesn't contain any actual poop.)
Low brow is good! Especially if you live in Crusted Butte, Montana. Heheheheheh.
So you'd probably giggle at bag balm then, wouldn't you...
And nothing's funnier? I don't know if I'd go that far...
BTW, I know somebody that has actually used monkey butt powder before.
Well, gotta tell you the humor in those things - all of it fits very nicely with my idea of humor and also, my son's! When he gets home from his current run, I'll have to remember to show this post to him as he will love it!
wa11z - or how 'bout Big Bone Lick state park? :-D
ll - did the person cure their monkey butt? Just curious if the stuff works...
jeni - glad to hear I'm not the only one!
I dunno... I never asked. I think there's only one cure for a chapped ass and that's a callous.
Ass callouses? Really?? That never occured to me.
Start riding horses.
I LOVE bag balm! And I've seen the monkey butt stuff. I couldn't believe it was real. It's weird someone would buy it. Now sock monkey butt stuff, yeah, yeah, I can see that. :D
NYPinTA - you and me both.
ll - we had horses when I was growing up. Thank goodness I never got an ass callous from riding! I guess you have to ride a whole lot to earn one of those babies!
beth - do sock monkeys have butts?
Used Butt Paste on my face...really! I had a sample pack on a scuba trip because it had zinc oxide in it and I get sunburned easily. Thought it would help if I got sunburned but it also helped keep me from getting sunburned again...who knew? So laugh on, these products are funny but they do have uses!!!
:) Made me smile today, Thanks fermicat!
shellig - Hey!!!! We need to get together some time. Glad I gave you a good laugh.
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