Sunday, January 13, 2008

Fermiology

I ripped this off from LL, who stole it from Sunshine. No tagging, just a meme with some random questions. (It was either this, or I was going to rant about how irritating "self check" is at the grocery store.) Feel free to use it on your own blogs! Copy the list, edit the answers, and call it your name with "ology" on the end.


MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. My homemade herb vinaigrette.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. The only fast food I eat is Chick-fil-A.

Q. What is your favorite sit down restaurant?
A. Bombay Grill

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. >20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Pit barbecued pork ribs, PDM's jalapeño cornbread, southern style vegetables and Brunswick stew.

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Sausage, onion and jalapeño

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter and honey

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. An aurora at home, and a Hubble photo of a nebula at work.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. One. That's all we need.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Teeth, tonsils, and lots of splinters.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. About 25 years ago when I was a teenager.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. An "electron cone" at work.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No.

BULLCRAPOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. Hell, no!

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. I can't think of anything I'd like any better than my real name.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Burgundy.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Gum, little bits of candy wrapper... stuff like that.

Q. Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A. No.

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. No.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Why not?

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No freaking way.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. OK.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Nah.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. I would try to.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. Not for any price.

DUMBOLOGY

Q. What is in your left pocket?
A. No pockets right now, so nothing.

Q. Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Never saw it.

Q. Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A. Beautiful hardwoods.

Q. Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A. Stand.

Q. Would you live with roommates?
A. Only the feline variety.

Q. How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A. Not sure, probably around 3-4.

Q. Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A. December 2005, speeding.

Q. Who is number 1 on your Top 8?
A. Huh?


LASTOLOGY

Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: PDM. Sure, we're married, but he is also my best friend.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Barbara

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: PDM

Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: Zima. She gets really restless in the early morning.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 2

Q: Season?
A: Summer

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Dad.

Q: Mood?
A: Quiet, winding down.

Q: Listening to?
A: A water fountain.

Q: Watching?
A: The cats and my computer screen.

Q: Worrying about?
A: It is after 11 and I am not sleepy yet.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Grocery store (but it was long past morning when I ventured out).

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Finish that damn bathroom project!!

Q: What's the last movie you saw in theater?
A: I think it was Stardust, but it has been so long I am not entirely certain.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes, but I'm reserved until I get to know you.

15 comments:

LL said...

Thief!!! Erm... oh. Waitaminute...

And I do believe that the question said "person" not cat. I know you cat ladies get them confused sometimes but... ;P

fermicat said...

Pets are people, too!

Beth said...

I am so stuck on the fact that you haven't seen "Napoleon Dynamite." Oh my gosh, that's the ultimate geek flick. I wish stars didn't get into and start wearing those t-shirts and stuff because I think more smart people would've watched it. lol My daughter made me watch it and it has some really funny moments. I wish you would see it.

Sunshine said...

Electron cones???
Wow, whatever your job is, it's smarter than anything I do!

Watch Napoleon. Just do it. It's great.

I loves me some vinagrette too.

Jeni said...

I've never heard of "Napoleon Dynamite" either but then, there's a whole hell of a lot of stuff I've never heard about too! Apparently no one knows what the meaning is of that one question on this meme (of sorts) the one about #8 and who's your #10, ya know.
Great introduction of yourself though - really got a kick out of reading it.

Dave said...

As to the subject that you didn't post about: While I will take money from a machine, I won't give money to a machine, be it an ATM or a self-checkout machine.

magnetbabe said...

Very fun meme. I might have to steal as well. I'm with you on the Chick-fil-A!

Jim Donahue said...

Wish there were Chik-Fil-As up North.

dr sardonicus said...

Napoleon Dynamite is proof of the decline and fall of Western civilization. So if that sort of thing interests you...

fermicat said...

Wow. This meme really got everyone coming out of the woodwork. Good job, LL and Sunshine!

beth, sunshine, and dr s - I do like low-brow humor, so I would probably like it if I saw it. Maybe someday...

jeni - glad you enjoyed it. I'd love to see this on your blog soon!

dave - I use plastic at the grocery store (for convenience only - I pay the balance in full each month - it just means I don't need to carry much cash).

magnetbabe and jim - Chick-fil-A rocks! Except you can't get any on Sunday, just like alcohol in Georgia. :-(

LL said...

Yeah... that's because it's kind of a fun one, not too deep, no thought required.

Minnesotablue said...

I must be missing something. I've never heard of Chick-fil-A

ctheokas said...

What are you gonna do today Fermi?

Whatever I want to! Gosh!

Go see ND, then you'll get that.

Kathleen said...

Nice one...I'm so stealing this.

And do yourself a favor and don't waste your time with Napoleon Dynamite. It sucked.

I would have appreciated the rant on self-check out.

fermicat said...

minnesotablue - Chick-fil-A is a chain, but has not yet spread nationally. If you get a chance to try it, their chicken sandwiches are second to none. So good!!!

kat, ctheokas, et al - opinions on ND seem to be divided. I guess I will have to see it some time and make up my own mind.