Generally, it's a bad idea to:
1. Open a "Hooters" restaurant in the middle east. They have a cow about women driving and showing any skin that doesn't have eyelashes attached. What are they going to do about women waiting tables in orange silk short-shorts? And are they still going to offer the ham and cheese or pulled pork BBQ sandwiches?
2. Use your cell phone to send someone a photo of your naked breasts popping out of your unbuttoned police uniform, complete with clearly visible name badge. Like that's NOT going to end up on the internet. Riiiiggghht.
3. Stash a dead passenger in first class.
8 comments:
Hahahahahaha Number three seems like a cross between a weekend at bernies and a national lampoons family vacation.
What the hell? They didn't even post the cop's offensive picture? What a ripoff...
I saw a slightly different article discussing the dead body stashed in first class where the poor live guy awakened to find the lady next to him and just thought she was sleeping. The flight attendants never felt the need to explain what was going on to him.
I think the police officer should keep her job and dump her twit of a boyfriend.
I've seen some people in airports that looked like the walking dead. Maybe I should have checked for a pulse.
Yikes! I can't believe the dead man on the plane.
I don't like Hooters at all. Glorified strip club. Ridiculous concept. Juvenile concept, I should say.
At least the female cop was sending the pic to her boyfriend. Before I read it, I thought it was just some skanky cop. Haha.
"That's it! I've had it with these mutherf%#$in' corpses on this mutherf$#%in' plane!"
taylor - the article did say the body was flopping around during turbulence. If this happened in a movie it would probably be funny. I bet not so much in real life.
ll - I'm sure an enterprising young man (or woman) with a search engine can find it (or many just like it).
kat - yeah, I don't think the boyfriend lasted long after that stunt.
trin - don't talk about me like that. My pulse is fine.
beth - I don't like the whole "Hooters" concept and have never been to one. And the cop... stupid, not skanky. Well, maybe a little bit skanky.
wa11z - ha ha ha! Best comment so far!
Well the Hooters would weed out the real terrorists and the wannabes.
The cop should work at Hooters. Just kidding. I think what people want to do in off duty is fine but wearing the uniform while doing it was in bad taste.
And there are a few flights I have taken where I wanted to kill the person next to me. Does that count?
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