Wednesday, April 01, 2009

The Cats Have Been Replaced

Fermicat would like to announce that she's traded her three cats in for a new pet. Although she loses fifty IQ points every time she looks at his sweater, she thinks he's just the cutest little thing she's ever seen. The lolling tongue, the reek of dirt and old sweat caught in all of those skin folds, the underbite, the bow legs, the constant slobbering, the leg humping... what's not to love?

Cats, schmats. I'm done with them.

12 comments:

BC said...

Your shoelace is untied.

fermidawg said...

!!!

LL said...

Bout time you switched to a winning team, and posted a decent pet pic for a change. Uga never looked better. ;)

Jeni said...

Yeah right! April Fool Fermi!
If you like that red sweater so much, get one for each of the cats. The bulldog look will kick in from the cats automatically for your forcing them to dress like that!

Beth said...

Oh yeah, April Fool's. At first I was like, "HURRAY," but then I was like, "Wait a minute, that's not right." Haha.

Fermidawg. LMBO I just caught that.

Dianne said...

I replaced my cats with a dog that drinks beer and farts the Nathional Anthem

fermicat said...

LL - Hmmm, who won the last game?

Jeni - Have you ever tried to put a sweater on a cat? I'm not that brave.

Beth - temporary insanity.

Dianne - :P

TheWriteGirl said...

As if...! Very funny.

Red said...

conversion is good.

fermicat said...

Yeah, you know I could never turn Dawg fan. My Daddy didn't raise me that way.

Red said...

Doc tried to steal my Jawja Bulldog shirt. Saw it in his suitcase and then he blamed me for putting it there!

Kathleen said...

Hmm, isn't that the mascot for your much-despised rival?