Saturday, April 19, 2008
Homemade porn surprise
A friend and I sent a few text messages back and forth yesterday and today, so when I saw that I had a new picture message titled "my girl" I assumed it was her sending me a picture of her baby. With that in mind, it took my brain a few seconds to figure out that what I was looking at was not, in fact, a small child. It was, in fact, someone's poor attempt at a pornographic self photo of her naked ass, using a cell phone and a mirror and not much else. I'll assume it was a woman, given the title - although it was not obvious from the photo. And now that horrible, unsolicited, literally ugly-ass photo is etched into my brain. What in the hell?!? Wrong number, I hope. Otherwise, someone in Louisiana is inflicting random people with ugly butt photos for no good reason.
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Well... you have Friday catblogging day, perhaps she has Saturday asstexting day. ;)
Wow, I only get cell phone text spam about buying new ringtones.
Some people get all the luck.
sunshine - I wouldn't exactly call it luck. Unless you're talking about bad luck. It was pretty horrible.
ll - to each his/her own, I suppose...
Fermi: I assumed it was her sending me a picture of her baby. With that in mind, it took my brain a few seconds to figure out that what I was looking at was not, in fact, a small child.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!! I can just see the gear wheels in your brain screeching to a halt and reversing course as you finally figure out what you are seeing. LOL!
And to think I can remember when it was all the rage to stick your naked ass and other naughty bits in the copier and have them Xeroxed.
mw - that is exactly how it happened! LOL
dr s - or when your choices for public display of a butt consisted of your buddy driving and you either "press" or "hang". :D
I'm telling you, the cell phone is the end of humanity!
I hate the damn things and now you've given me one more reason to.
Wow. That is truly amazing. I remember a bunch of college friends stealing my camera (back when it took FILM) and when I got the roll developed finding several similar images. *shiver*
Now that would be a surprise!
A friend of mine regularly sends some joke things that are often really, really risque and for a long time, with my old, old e-mail addy I was getting tons of yucky spam daily but I can honestly say I've never received a truly porn piece and also, I don't miss having not received any either! Hope you don't get any more stuff like that though.
If it was truly that disturbing, I'm thinking that this may be able to be turned into some kind of stealth psychological weapon. What d'ya think?
Now, that's a wrong number! And I thought I had it bad with my telemarketer friend with the number one digit from mine.
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