Scattered, Smothered, Covered, and Peppered.

That's how we like our hash browns at Waffle House. In case any of you were wondering. And that is what we had for breakfast, with our fiesta omelets, this morning.

Oh yeah. Public Service Announcement #427: If you are at a restaurant, even if is just a Waffle House, your fellow diners do NOT want to listen to you sending non-stop text messages "beep beepbeep beep beepbeepbeep, beepbeep beep beepbeepbeep..." so PLEASE TURN THE SOUND OFF on your stupid ass cell phone before you start frantically pushing the damn buttons. THANK you!

The rest of the trip home was fine.