Fool!

So it's April Fools Day. Did anybody get in any good pranks?

We got somebody pretty good at work. One of us (not me) sent a text message toward the end of the day to a co-worker who had already left, and told her that she needed to come back by 7pm to do a procedure. She frantically called back, and got no answer (we were listening to the phones ring while laughing). She was driving her kids to all their after school stuff and was probably freaking out because she couldn't reach any of us. She proceeded to call us one after another, getting no answer (all phones have caller ID and we were all in on it). We were watching all this go down and having a lot of fun at her expense. We let her stew for a good 10-15 minutes. Then we all prepared a text message "APRIL FOOLS!" and send them to her simultaneously. She was a good sport about it. We all had a good laugh.

March 32

I just wanted to say that I hate science fiction of any kind. Especially Farscape. But also Battlestar, Heroes, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Eureka, B5, Dune, Red Dwarf, etc. If it has a bumpy-headed alien or a spaceship in it, it automatically sucks. What we need more of is TV shows like American Idol. And we don't need books at all, or the geeks who read them. Geeks suck. So do nerds and dweebs and dorks.

My favorite college is UGA. Bulldawgs are the cutest mascot ever, especially when they slobber and drool. But I don't like to watch any college sports. How boring!

I miss my dialup connection. My hero is Bill Gates. Windows rocks!!

Black is white. White is purple. Hot pink is the new black.

Gardening sucks, because of the sweat and bugs and stuff.

I hate Toyotas. All four of the ones I owned just got all old and everything.

People who drink alcohol on Sundays are causing the downfall of our civilization.

Cats are all aloof, prissy bird killers and make terrible pets.

People who put lots of spicy ingredients in their food must be hiding how awful it tastes. Clearly, chili peppers and hot sauces are just a crutch for bad cooks.

Wine is for snobs. Especially when consumed on a Sunday.

People who fill their blog posts with geeky links are total zeros.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. GWB is doing a "heck of a job." He may be the bestest president ever!

SLOOF LIRPA, y'all. I'll be back to normal tomorrow. Or will I?!? Bwah hah hah...